"So what are your intentions regarding my pants?"
"Basically, my intention would be to get into them. But I don't know. I never know if you are in a relationship or not."
"Oh, that doesn't matter.... God, that sounds bad. I mean, I'm ALWAYS in a relationship."
"So it doesn't matter?"
"Okay, then, I never know how your relationship status pertains to your availability. Better?"
[x-posted to my journal]